Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Towns Built: 5
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 58
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1263 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • EmoCraft: The Feels Express

    EmoCraft: The Feels Express
    Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 366 Ores Mined: 5185
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • FrostCraft Minecraft Server

    FrostCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Farms Harvested: 868
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • NATOandEU4Ukraine

    NATOandEU4Ukraine
    so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 367
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Villages Defended: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
    PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

    Application:

    Apply Here

    Discord:

    Join our Discord

    We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

    A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

    Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

    A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Farms Harvested: 996
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • GPU Wars Minecraft Server

    GPU Wars Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

    Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Dimension Hops: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyClassmateCraze

    CraftyClassmateCraze
    Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

    Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

    So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

    ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Digging4Diamonds

    Digging4Diamonds
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Villages Defended: 14
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

    InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!
    Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
    Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!
    Server Details:
    Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
    Website: MyInstaCraft
    Dynmap: Explore the Map
    Discord: Join us on Discord
    About Us:
    – Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
    – Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.
    Features:
    – Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
    – Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
    – Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
    – Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
    – Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.
    Who We Are:
    Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

    FAQ:

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
    Q: Are there any rules I need to follow? A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
    Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server? A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
    Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing? A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Mines Excavated: 1923
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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