lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone in haiti but with blocks and stuff. we got gangs killin’ peeps left and right, just like in that town in haiti. u gotta build ur own fortress to protect urself from the crazies runnin’ around. but watch out, cuz u might just end up gettin’ attacked by a gang of creepers or somethin’. it’s a wild ride, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. u won’t regret it, unless u die a horrible blocky death. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Endless Night Skies: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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