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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1216 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 620252 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 4410 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2264 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
And get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils. Oh, and did I mention the magical talking cows that give you free enchanted armor just for saying “moo”? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.
So, like, why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in your virtual life? Come on, man, don’t be a square – join us now and let the madness begin!