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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 338 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 164 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Farms Harvested: | 450 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
And get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils. Oh, and did I mention the magical talking cows that give you free enchanted armor just for saying “moo”? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.
So, like, why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in your virtual life? Come on, man, don’t be a square – join us now and let the madness begin!