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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 1543 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
And get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils. Oh, and did I mention the magical talking cows that give you free enchanted armor just for saying “moo”? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.
So, like, why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in your virtual life? Come on, man, don’t be a square – join us now and let the madness begin!