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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9564 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3170 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
And get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils. Oh, and did I mention the magical talking cows that give you free enchanted armor just for saying “moo”? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.
So, like, why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in your virtual life? Come on, man, don’t be a square – join us now and let the madness begin!