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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8506 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4717 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
but wait, there’s more!! we also have a secret underground cave filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds!! all u gotta do is find the entrance and collect as many diamonds as u can before the unicorns get angry and start attacking u.
plus, our staff team is made up of trained monkeys who will do anything u ask them to do. need help building a giant statue of urself made out of gold blocks? just ask the monkeys and they’ll get right on it.
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and the amount of hair u can stomach in ur food).