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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5309 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2094 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Ores Mined: | 8535 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more!! we also have a secret underground cave filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds!! all u gotta do is find the entrance and collect as many diamonds as u can before the unicorns get angry and start attacking u.
plus, our staff team is made up of trained monkeys who will do anything u ask them to do. need help building a giant statue of urself made out of gold blocks? just ask the monkeys and they’ll get right on it.
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and the amount of hair u can stomach in ur food).