HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dimension Hops:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7374
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	3463	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ores Mined:	2853
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1237
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Farms Harvested:	358	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Towns Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Farms Harvested:	571	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	5633
Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Ores Mined:	9018
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Animals Bred:	63	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	7232
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	905138	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	8461	Zombie Dances:	5

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ores Mined:	4466
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	148
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Secret Passages Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com