HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	665363	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Votes:	9052	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	133
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Void Gems Collected:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3273
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	152
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5253	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Crops Grown:	8167	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7231
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Alien Abductions:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net