HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	297
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	570848
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchantments Applied:	154	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mines Excavated:	3368
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	76
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8615	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Void Gems Collected:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Divine Spears Created:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Gods Slained:	0

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Farms Harvested:	284
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8019
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mines Excavated:	1178	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	New Chunks Explored:	269552
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net