HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Farms Harvested:	317	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mines Excavated:	3938
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Emeralds Found:	4552	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Votes:	7165
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	146
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Void Gems Collected:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	New Chunks Explored:	545076
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crops Grown:	4372
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4465	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magic Items Found:	1411
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5968
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ores Mined:	8746	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9883
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Votes:	4312	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8632	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

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