HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Farms Harvested:	150
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	New Chunks Explored:	164895
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Buildings Constructed:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Farms Harvested:	527	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

mc.lsgservers.com

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	2751
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Animals Bred:	75	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

play.serenity-realms.com

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

mc.pokewild.com

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

CladeCraft.us.to

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

play.worldofellenor.com

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	163	Mines Excavated:	2474
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	185

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

play.minecraft.la

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Alien Abductions:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1060

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

herobrine.org

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	775
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Zombie Dances:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38
Votes:	5388	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

sk.network

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

play.redandco.fr

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Animals Bred:	150
Dragon Eggs Found:	6226	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	263
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

play.llredux.xyz

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

mistylands.net

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Crops Grown:	7467
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mines Excavated:	2267	Magical Moments Shared:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

rededark.com

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

play.freedompath.fr