HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

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ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Emeralds Found:	4920	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

play.reveriemc.xyz

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

gaia.sparked.network:25608

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

bleachevolved.modded.fun

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	291868
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

sasquatch.apexmc.co:25756

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	4103	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

venus.riftcraftmc.com

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ores Mined:	4432	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	144
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

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Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

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Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magic Items Found:	8273	Epic Quests Completed:	17

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8682	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mines Excavated:	4676
Void Gems Collected:	15	Magic Items Found:	3085
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	536730
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3397	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz