HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	889978	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

mc.risingheroes.org

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragons Tamed:	6

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8589	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Enchantments Applied:	70	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	7488	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Towns Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	13

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Potions Brewed:	193
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	213
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net