HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4558	Emeralds Found:	6269

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dimension Hops:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Potions Brewed:	80
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

server1.miccraft.com

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	77
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

mc.neocrafters.es

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

mc.minemora.net

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Items Found:	8919	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Towns Built:	2

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

mc.impeerium-mc.eu

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	257	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9624
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

EmeraldPrisonMC.com

TacoLand

Skywars

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

mc.tacoland.es

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	317433	Buildings Constructed:	50
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

play.journeygaming.com

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

mcdiamondfire.com

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Animals Bred:	147	Endless Night Skies:	5
New Chunks Explored:	926884	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Votes:	4464	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

192.95.46.16

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

world.krumbledmc.com

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	201	Alien Abductions:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Votes:	9342
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

guncolony.com

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4839
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

faithfulmc.com

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

play.topstrix.net

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

play.chosencraft.com