HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Potions Brewed:	178
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	2514
Buildings Constructed:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Animals Bred:	151	Meteorites Collected:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6008	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4839	Meteorites Collected:	0

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3103
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Votes:	7718
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	3911	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	8467
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2976	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Dimension Hops:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	4628	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6811

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Emeralds Found:	4232
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Farms Harvested:	390	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Potions Brewed:	135

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597