HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Farms Harvested:	816	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

play.omegamc.org:30315

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Dragon Eggs Found:	7516
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

play.norcrascraft.com

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Crops Grown:	2906	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

dreamscape.nodecraft.gg

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

mc.evoearth.xyz

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

xylosmp.wither.best:25751

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

mythicandmagic.apexmc.co

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	1417	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Void Armor Forged:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

N4.MCST.IO:64788

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Votes:	682	Void Armor Forged:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

mc.arcadexs.net

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

mc.nightcraft.it

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

mc.infinitycmm.online

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Void Armor Forged:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

134.255.219.187:2000

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Emeralds Found:	748

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Smolcraft.myserver.gs

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Void Armor Forged:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

tradehavensmp.com

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ores Mined:	3169	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	56
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

play.bloxblast.net

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

carefreenetwork.it