HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

37.10.106.146

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

play.obsidianodyssey.net

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

morefun.apexmc.co

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6131
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

LegendFactions.lets.game:2011

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

mc.rank.lv

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Star Shards Collected:	223	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

play.speedsteal.fun

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6530	Dimension Hops:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Emeralds Found:	134	Runes Activated:	4

thevastMC.mcserver.us

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

play.valenmc.com

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

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us-03.hostmine.com.br:20129

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Void Armor Forged:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

musecraft.me:50898

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

play.koffinetwork.xyz

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

play.azuryth.com:25050

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

play.pirate-mc.com

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

iceanarchy.org

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Kasaicraft.com