HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Towns Built:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Void Armor Forged:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9885	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

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BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1774
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Crops Grown:	3360
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	264
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2985
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	191694	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg