HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchantments Applied:	162
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	8989
Chimeras Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	5098
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	145	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Blood Moons Survived:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	New Chunks Explored:	446439
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Mines Excavated:	2452	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Mines Excavated:	2576	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6346	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	8278
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Farms Harvested:	768
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4495
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchantments Applied:	157

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	159
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Towns Built:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Animals Bred:	155
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dragons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	199	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dimension Hops:	4

play.mcarcadia.com