HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

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OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Animals Bred:	182
Dragons Tamed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mines Excavated:	1450	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	8865	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Dragon Eggs Found:	2903
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

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LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6935	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Towns Built:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

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Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8794
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Star Shards Collected:	181	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

cavetale.com

Valkycraft

Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

valkycraft.live

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Crops Grown:	8163	Alien Abductions:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	2124	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

103.195.102.4

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9929
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

cloudrealms.net

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

rapidskies.us

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Love Letters Sent:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Towns Built:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

amarugamma.holy.gg