HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8433	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Villages Defended:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Emeralds Found:	6105
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	4243
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchantments Applied:	193	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magic Items Found:	4156
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mines Excavated:	4165

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mines Excavated:	2467
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Buildings Constructed:	37
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Crops Grown:	5765	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

cavetale.com