HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Void Gems Collected:	36
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8718
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Players Killed by Monsters:	9424	Emeralds Found:	9454
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Towns Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

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firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4456
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2330	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Love Letters Sent:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

CubedMC.org