HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	130
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Crops Grown:	4058	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	73	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Animals Bred:	65	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ores Mined:	6974

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3362	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Divine Spears Created:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mines Excavated:	3657	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Zombie Dances:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Farms Harvested:	100	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2758	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

gsgserver.com.br

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com