HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	39
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9307
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Villages Defended:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Potions Brewed:	185	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	198
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3732
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Villages Defended:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4035
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crops Grown:	6966	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Zombie Dances:	9

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Potions Brewed:	108	Secret Passages Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Towns Built:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ores Mined:	9805
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Emeralds Found:	275
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	50
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4460	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
New Chunks Explored:	234122	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	201
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es