HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	551
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Votes:	9539
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Crops Grown:	9651	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6392

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1882
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Crops Grown:	8379	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Villages Defended:	14

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	204182
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4928	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	192	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

bluefox.ink

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9274
Star Shards Collected:	178	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

play.grizzlyprison.com

Horizons End

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Emeralds Found:	6990	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to Horizon’s End!Horizon’s End is a custom coded space Minecraft server. Pilot your very own movable starship, take over entire sectors of space, avoid pirates, use hyperspace to explore the vast galaxy! The galaxy is a 200k x 200k space map, with 17 unique planets to visit. Our server has an active, growing community that is welcoming to all new players. Join a nation or create your own settlement, all with the goal of galactic domination. The possibilities are endless!IP: play.horizonsend.net Wiki: https://horizonsendmc.miraheze.org/wiki/

play.horizonsend.net

Kerotscraft Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to Kerots Craft Minecraft Server, a world of boundless possibilities and creativity! Join our warm and inclusive community, where players skills can come together to share their love for the game. Explore custom features, build magnificent structures, embark on epic quests, and enjoy thrilling events. Fairness, respect, and camaraderie are our top priorities. Join us now and become part of our ever-growing family. Let your adventure begin!

play.kerotscraft.com:19111

Toxiss

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	925335
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

Welcome to Toxiss, your go-to Minecraft survival server! Dive into our vibrant economy with a feature-packed shop and auction house. Challenge your skills in crystal PvP battles and explore the unique public money dupe system. Enjoy weekly events for thrilling challenges and grab your free kit when joining. Plus, don’t miss our frequent keyalls, showering everyone online with free crate keys for a chance at rare loot. Join Toxiss for the ultimate blend of survival, economy, and PvP – the adventure begins with you!

toxiss.net:19132