HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Potions Brewed:	64	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Void Gems Collected:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4995	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	233	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Buildings Constructed:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Mines Excavated:	4981	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	173
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	New Chunks Explored:	785066
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Love Letters Sent:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Potions Brewed:	199
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchantments Applied:	224
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com