HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ores Mined:	4632	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Void Gems Collected:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Star Shards Collected:	205

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	133
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Farms Harvested:	833	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Towns Built:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- JavaServer always updated, lag-free and a staff attentive to your needs. We currently have 5 modalities: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyWars, Vanilla and CTW.—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- Bedrock -> Puerto: 19132

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Buildings Constructed:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Towns Built:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ores Mined:	7267	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com