HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Farms Harvested:	962

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4887	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Emeralds Found:	1747	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

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Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

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PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7756	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Items Found:	8260
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

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Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Votes:	4019	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9925

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Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

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Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Votes:	1754

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

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Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

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AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Farms Harvested:	758	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

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VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

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MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

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KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	143	Reality Warps Survived:	1

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2218	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

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