HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Magic Items Found:	5373	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	9625
Dimension Hops:	6	Enchantments Applied:	77
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	743240	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Crops Grown:	8940	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7156	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	242
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gods Slained:	0

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Farms Harvested:	571	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Emeralds Found:	4656
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Votes:	914	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	206
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Star Shards Collected:	294	Runes Activated:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

server.ardania.de