HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

518162131, Chill, Community, desuarchive, drink, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, ihatemyself, lastthread, longtailtags, meganz, posscraft, posshouse, selfhate.., smp, Steam, tagmap, Thread, Thrill, Trash

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	138	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Farms Harvested:	428	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Potions Brewed:	126	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	3116	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dimension Hops:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Buildings Constructed:	47
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3837	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.