HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchantments Applied:	154	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Items Found:	1934
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Farms Harvested:	681	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mines Excavated:	1053
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	247	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.