HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	69	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	743748

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Star Shards Collected:	117
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Buildings Constructed:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Towns Built:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Emeralds Found:	3005
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.