HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Animals Bred:	159	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	538
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Items Found:	4464
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Animals Bred:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Astral Projections Made:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	New Chunks Explored:	606615

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	78	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Secret Passages Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ores Mined:	5877
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ores Mined:	4022	Divine Spears Created:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magic Items Found:	1167
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.