HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crops Grown:	7040
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	234	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	New Chunks Explored:	211452

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	90	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Ores Mined:	5646
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	1377

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	95	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.