””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5094
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AquamarineMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to AquamarineMC! Our server has many features to make the server fun! We also got a friendly community and staffs. This server is all about making friends, chatting with other people, and more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	New Chunks Explored:	732326
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FantasyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Fantasycraft – Forge Your Own Legend!

Step into Fantasycraft, a fully customized realm where fantasy comes to life. This Minecraft server offers a unique MMO-style experience, taking gameplay to new heights with completely custom features.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	173869
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

UnnameCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Spanish server in beta phase, we are looking for builders and staff members. It is a server in development, which seeks to create a survival experience, but something more hardcore, we have customized enchantments and different things that make the game more complicated. The numerical IP works for both. Ip Java: mc.unnamecraft.com Ip Bedrock: 164.132.200.83:25664

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Animals Bred:	188
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AsgardServer

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft server version 1.20.1, Premium and non-premium server, vanilla, mcmmo, pets, quests, special permissions, economy, custom events. Individual protections. And many more…

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Horror Craft

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our immersive American Horror Story build showcase server! From Murder House to NYC, the entire world of American Horror Story is here! We also have 1.19 Survival, Creative Plots, Trivia, and Minigames (Coming Soon).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Towns Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3725	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

One Piece Playground

PvE, PvP

One Piece Playground is Modded Minecraft Server In order to play, you need modpack to join the game Join our discord for more info!

Discord: https://discord.gg/hAVkavtcPc

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

COOPSIDE

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

website: https://coopside.com Please visit our servers website for a quick guide on how to start in our server before asking. Basic info should be there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Potions Brewed:	100
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MCAustria

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Discover MCAustria.city! Immerse yourself in a world full of adventure, medieval atmosphere and exciting business simulation. Create your own city, trade with other players, explore dungeons and engage in exciting PVP battles. Enjoy the unique CityBuild experience and venture into the fascinating prison system. We have something for everyone! Join MCAustria.city today and experience limitless gaming fun. Don’t miss the chance to become part of our community and write your own legend!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	108
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	152	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Phoxis

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Phoxis is a small active Minecraft server looking to grow the community. We strive to enhance the minecraft vanilla experience through the introduction of plugins.

We have custom races, custom mobs, custom items, Towny and many other things!

We stand out from other servers by our custom races plugin, fancy the flight of an angel or the speed and strength of a vampire? Then you’re sure to enjoy the server with over 15 different races! If you find that you don’t enjoy a certain race, then no worries, you can swap your race. Want a more vanilla playthrough, then just know Humans are a race too!

With the use of Towny, you can protect your builds, create towns and even nations. Stay safe from wars, or start them yourself!

Some other plugins like custom mobs, give you a fantasy feel. “Befriend” unicorns, slaughter goblins and face fierce opponents like the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Be sure to approach mobs with caution for some; you are the enemy. But worry not, your battle gains you loot to craft strong weapons, armour and tools that improve your experience and make you stronger to face fiercer foes.

We’re sure to run events, these events including hide and seek, pvp arena, spleef and more. There’s an event for all, with great rewards for the winners and with a prize for participating it’s always worth taking part!

We look forward to seeing you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlackMT

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

Welcome to BlackMT. This is a server where everything is much easier than on DDG, also called “OPMT”. Have you always wanted to become a criminal on DDG but never succeeded? That’s the perfect server for you.

Join onze discord via https://discord.blackmt.nl/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Runes Activated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ClubKhmer

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

ClubKhmer is a Minecraft network that allows you to have fun in a collection of minigames with other players

Games – Living (Survival Plots) – KnockbackFFA – BoxPvP

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KingdomConquestMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Secret Passages Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mines Excavated:	1564	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

seichi.click network

Survival

Welcome to seichi.click network. With our server, you can enjoy not only land conditioning for building but also land conditioning for land conditioning. Enjoy the overwhelming land conditioning with destructive speed.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9049
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ETHEREA Survival

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to ETHEREA SURVIVAL! We are a CROSS PLATFORM SEMI-VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server with 5 years of experience. We support Java and Bedrock Editions of Minecraft, as well as versions all the way back to 1.9. So you can enjoy ETHEREA on any device and almost recent version of Minecraft. Our goal is to create a place where everyone can let their imagination go wild and disconnect from the outside world. It does not matter if you’re an explorer, builder or just want to enjoy the community.

We have just relaunched for SEASON ONE after a long time in development. With a brand new spawn, crossplay with Bedrock Edition, and a variety of new features, the server is sure to provide you with an exciting and engaging adventure!

https://playetherea.net/survival/article/launching-etherea-survival-season-one

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ArCraft

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AR Craft, the Minecraft server that takes the survival experience to a new level! Immerse yourself in a vibrant world full of challenges, where survival is the key to achieving greatness. At AR Craft, we offer a unique gaming experience that combines the excitement of survival mode with efficient yet balanced protections.

Our server is designed for those looking for the true essence of Minecraft, where every resource counts and every decision affects your adventure. Short but effective protection ensures that your buildings are safe, allowing you to focus on exploring, trading, and fighting environmental challenges.

Highlighted Features of AR Craft:

1. **Strategic Protections:** Enjoy the peace of mind of knowing that your buildings are protected without compromising the excitement of the game. Our protections are designed to balance security and competition, encouraging interaction between players.

2. **Dynamic Economy:** Participate in a thriving economic system where you can trade with other players, establish shops and accumulate wealth. Build your empire from scratch and become the most successful trader!

3. **Epic Events:** Immerse yourself in periodic events that will challenge your skills and strategies. From boss raids to player-to-player competitions, there’s always something exciting on the horizon.

4. **Active Community:** Join a friendly and active community of players who share your passion for survival in Minecraft. Collaborate with others, form alliances, and participate in community events to strengthen ties within the server.

AR Craft is more than just a Minecraft server; It is a dynamic world full of possibilities where your adventure takes shape. Get ready to face challenges, forge alliances, and build your legacy in AR Craft! Survival awaits you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	1629	Dragons Tamed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.