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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	81	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	131
Zombie Dances:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Farms Harvested:	473	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Simple Survival!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crops Grown:	6073
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Drifting Planet

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

We have officially got our server out to be able to create a fun place to hang out, see some cool builds and give people some inspiration and play with your friends in a safe space. Drifting Planet is all about inclusivity and no matter where you are, everyone can have a place in MC called home. It may not be the SMP of those big Youtubers but it certainly has its elements of creating a fun environment for everyone!

This server has been made from my brother and I, we have spent the good part of a year, designing everything and making sure everything fits perfectly. So I hope you stay a while and enjoy the server and I cannot wait to see the builds/designs you come up with of your own

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8335	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HybridMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock

Hybrid Network is a new skyblock server offering many unique features.

KOTH Envoys Minions Shop, Crates Custom Mine World With Custom Mobs! Boss Events Custom Enchants and more!

Come join this epic adventure and play with our welcoming community. This server is new, many changes are happening day by day to slowly transform this server into a truly amazing experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EnchantedSword2

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Enchanted Sword Anarchy is an Australian 1.8 – 1.19.2 Java server which supports crossplay, values high TPS, and a stable economy by stopping dupes. The server also contains a teleport plugin, allowing you to teleport to a friend every 30 minutes, as well as /home.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Void Armor Forged:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FableSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A Hardcore and Combat Fueled SMP where PvPing and Griefing are allowed anywhere. Your goal is to become the richest by killing Players and getting into Leaderboards for a free Rank.

– Griefing & PvP ALLOWED!

JOIN US TODAY! JAVA: play.fablesmp.com BEDROCK: be.fablesmp.com DISCORD: https://fablesmp.com/discord

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TheVanillaProject

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TheVanillaProject! This is a server aiming to keep the overall gameplay as vanilla as possible. There are a few commands that will make the gameplay a bit more multiplayer-friendly, and does not alter the gameplay in any major way.

We are a growing, active, mature and constructive community, helping make the server a more fun place to be!

The server is hosted on professional enterprise-grade hardware by passionate minecraft server owners that care about the community and makes sure everyone has the best experience possible!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft Malaysia Hub

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A malaysian hub that consists of multiple server like smp, minigames, faction and many more! This server is also a cross-play between java and bedrock which allows you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VideoTalk18 MC Server

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Videotalk 18+, your ultimate destination for an immersive and diverse Minecraft experience! Dive into a world where creativity knows no bounds, and adventure awaits around every corner. Our server network offers a variety of gameplay modes that cater to all types of players.

Embark on a thrilling Skyblock adventure filled with unique quests and upgrades that will test your survival skills and strategic thinking. Forge alliances, build your island empire, and become the master of the skies.

Unleash your imagination on our Creative Server, where you’ll discover unique plot layouts that serve as the canvas for your architectural masterpieces. Express yourself, collaborate with fellow builders, and bring your wildest creations to life.

For those who love a good challenge and quick-paced fun, our Minigames Server is the place to be. We’re constantly evolving, taking recommendations for new games, and updating classics to keep the excitement fresh. Compete with friends or make new ones as you jump into a world of thrilling mini-adventures.

Step into a realm of epic proportions on our RPG/Survival Server. Immerse yourself in a rich narrative with quests, dungeons, and custom mobs and items. Whether you’re a lone wanderer or part of a formidable group, the challenges and rewards will keep you coming back for more.

What sets us apart is our commitment to inclusivity – our servers are fully cross-compatible with both Java and Bedrock versions, ensuring that everyone can join the fun regardless of their platform. So, gather your friends, sharpen your skills, and join us on Videotalk 18+ for an unforgettable Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!