””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RedePike

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the RedePike Minecraft server! Play both Java and Bedrock versions and enjoy an exciting Survival mode. Explore, collect resources and build your journey in the dynamic server world.

> Survival > Economia > Bosses > Skills

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	260

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PokeVanilla

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

:0 we are back and PokeVanilla has updated to 1.16.5 Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.3 -No Freebies, just you and your starter in a world full of resources, over 900 obtainable pokemon, raids, and other Pixelmon features. -We currently have 16+ completely player-built gyms and gym teams as well as lots of opportunities for players to become gym leaders. -We’ve made highly sought-after unobtainable vanilla, BYG, and Pixelmon items obtainable for players to earn. -Shiny Base chances will always be 1/4096 and we will never change that, Raid chances vanilla, and legendaries vanilla. -Tournaments for players who’ve bred or pumped full of caps/rare candies/mints to the maximum. -Trainer Classes you can choose your Trainer Class just like the NPC of our favorite pokemon games like Youngster, Ace Trainer, Rich Kid, and so on, you can also choose to be Trainer Classless.

We are a 100% free-to-play custom vanilla Pixelmon reforged server that is always looking to provide new and unique content. We are looking for supporters, staff, builders, and developers interested in supporting a small non-profit team of dedicated Pixelmon enthusiasts.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Potions Brewed:	136	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MinePixel

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to MinePixel a super friendly 1.20 Survival SMP! We are a laid back community with anti-grief land claiming, active staff and much more!

– Economy – Jobs – Land claiming – Custom items – Furniture

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Emeralds Found:	1061	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Farnetworks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Farnetworks is a network of servers mostly relating to survival gameplay. We began the creation of this server in 2019 but could not continue but now we are back!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Boomercraft.eu

Economy, PvE, Vanilla

Fast growing user friendly community. Survival v.1.20.x

We are a mostly vanilla PVE survival server. We try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but we do run jobs, mcmmo, a fishing contest and a claim plugin.

We have a very nice, helpfull and friendly community. NO stupid OP items, just vanilla enchants!

Come and join us and have fun with your friends!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlutoCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PlutoCraft

Join today! We will be glad to have you on! https://discord.plutocraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Towns Built:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WatAlca

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Towny

Servidor Survival Towny OneBlock Chile Always online! Discord server: discord.gg/X3w3VvwUvc Everything personalized and innovated For chill and lively people

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5702	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ores Mined:	5270	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LibreLand

KitPvP, Skywars, Survival

Minecraft Server » Toxicity Free » open 24/7 » Active and very friendly staff » Divers

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TwentSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla, Whitelist

TwentSMP is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 supporting all Bedrock Devices and Java. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world! IP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchantments Applied:	244	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ZMinecraft

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Server premium and no premium 1.8.x to 1.19.x

IP Java: play.z-mc.net IP Bedrock: bedrock.z-mc.net Puerto Bedrock: 19132

Survival OP Prison OP Oneblock FullPvP Survival Vanilla Survival Keep Inventory

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

WolfQueens Origins

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

A modded Origins server with over 70 Origins to choose from as well as built in Proximity Voice chat!

Origins is a new and upcoming mod allowing you to choose your Minecraft Race before joining. Different races can change your characters size, fire immunity, ability to fly, speed, spawn in the nether and many others.

On top of many different Origins, we have an improved Nether Dimension, with new ores, Biomes, mobs and bosses. There are many new variants for new food crafting, new types of ores for armor, new enchants and ward-stones to get around quicker.

Better Combat, tonnes of new weapons and opt-in Lore stories. We are an active community with a growing and friendly Discord server.

Please be sure to join the Discord if you have any issues – https://discord.gg/hkNBdzRJp2

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dxrery Networks

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Dxrery Networks is a Minecraft Towny server, with custom mod-like features and time-based ranks. We’ve been running since 2018!

– Slimefun + addons – Towny – Jobs – Quests – Player Shops – Battlepass – Time-based ranks – Level-based mobs

Everyone is welcome. We are mostly a South African community but there are members from all over the world with us. Join our Discord for more information.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9205	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LOKAPSOS

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lokapsos is a network that has existed since 2015, which has been completely renewed in 2023. Do you want to discover our games? Get in now! Now 1.20!

IP: mc.lokapsos.es

Lokapsos is a network existing since 2015, which has been completely renewed this 2023, do you want to discover our games? Enter now! Version 1.20 // NOW 1.20

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ComboCraft

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ｖｅｌｋｏ｜ｅｔｉｌＣｏｍｂｏＣｒａｆｔ．ＤＫ！ We are a Danish Minecraft server that places great emphasis on the joy of playing with others in a safe environment. The ComboCraft network is owned and run by family and we therefore have a lot of focus on everyone having a good time and thriving while playing! With us, nothing costs you money, everything is available for ingame money.

You can play 𝗠𝗠𝗣 & 𝗢𝗧oneBlock, so there’s something for everyone:

– 𝗠𝗣 server: We call this server OP-SMP mostly because it is full of fun and cool things that are not normally on a “Vanilla SMP”. There are e.g. Headdatabase, MCmmo, Backpack, Claims, VoteKeys, Option for Fly and KeepInventory, when you vote you get 2 Vote-keys 1 Fly-key and 1-KeepInventory-key, Servershop, Playershops, Elevator signs, Ranks and much much more. Here is a build world to build your base, a mining world and of course Nether and End to gather resources. OP is for all ages and skill levels. You can always choose the OP (OverPower) things from so you have the opportunity to play Minecraft exactly as you want.

– 𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯𝘪: Classic OneBlock start on an Island in the air and turn on “the magic block” build, expand, survive, but be careful not to fall into the deep!..

We look forward to welcoming YOU to the server and to the ComboCraft family! 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OPRealms

Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

OPRealms is a unique Factions server with many unique features like coinflipping, custom fishing, envoys, koths, daily rewards and much more! We have a friendly and welcoming community and an active support team, not to mention constant giveaways, and updates.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!