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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	3626
Buildings Constructed:	42	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Nova Gilded Aegis

Cross-Play, Survival

Here at Nova Gilded Aegis, We are a community oriented server! We believe that without the players we wouldn’t be here so we focus on listening to what our players want! We have a variety of plugins, there is always something for everyone, whether is be jobs, PvP (which is toggle-able of course!), Or clans. We have something for all. With staff ready to lend a helping hand, we look forward to seeing you around!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ThreadsMine – Grief and Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

Do you want to test your survival skills and plunge into a world full of dangers? Welcome to the ThreadsMine server – a place where exciting adventures and adrenaline-pumping battles await. Here you can express yourself in a real griefer atmosphere! The ability to destroy, loot and spy – choose your path and create chaos around you!

On the ThreadsMine server, a world of full PVP awaits you, where every step could be your last. Powerful PvP battles with other players, capturing bases and battles for resources will become your daily reality.

Our server offers unique plugins and modifications that will allow you to unleash your griefing potential. Create secret bases, build traps, use secret passages and plot betrayals. Your imagination will not be limited!

Join the ThreadsMine server and become a real griefer! But be prepared for a brutal struggle for survival and seizure of territory. Only the strongest and most cunning survive here.

Don’t hesitate, come and become a part of our lawless world! This place is only for real griefers, and there is no place for weaklings!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Secura Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Secura Network is a Hispanic Server 1.8 – 1.20.1Java and Bedrock which currently has 3 modalities:

Pixelmon: Pokemon Mod. Forge 1.12.2 + Pixelmon Mod Survival: Vanilla Minecraft style mod 1.8 – 1.20.1 Boxpvp: Combat Mode 1.8 – 1.20.1

What are you waiting for? Join our community!! IP: play.mcsecuranet.com Discord: https://discord.gg/HABdCMsHqB

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AngelicMC

KitPvP

Italian server open to all Minecraft Java players | premium and SP. we are opening a server dedicated to competitive modes and much more. we are born in 2020 with the name AngelicMC and now the staffers’ dream is becoming reality. We hope all of you Minecraft players can come in and enjoy a great experience on our server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Magic Items Found:	7446

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Externium

PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Externium – Epic Bosses and PvP! Discover a unique world where special enchantments boost your abilities and face epic bosses for exclusive treasures. Participate in exciting PvP events and be part of an active community in our city, where collaboration is key.

Featured Features: Special Enchantments to enhance your items. Face epic bosses and unlock new dimensions.

PvP Events and Challenges: Participate in PvP events full of action and strategy.

Explore the City: Join an active community to trade and improve your skills.

City Invasions: Experience the thrill of invasions, defend or attack for victory.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlastFire

Prison, PvP, Survival

BlastFire is a skymine you have a arena and crates always an event! You can PVP in the arena and there are always upgrades so stay tuned! Begin with mining the event block or just the wood! then upgrade your tools and go to the next block!! There are even Ogs!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Greed Isle

Economy, PvE, Survival

What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!

We wish to make the most fair survival server possible that being not P2W and keeping both old and new players in mind. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we hope to see you soon!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ores Mined:	2868	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TerraRealms Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TerraRealms, where you’ll find a vibrant community with dedicated owners committed to actively fixing bugs and glitches. Our mission is to craft the server you’ve all been searching for. Tired of being the sole player grinding for in-game rewards because you lack the time or resources? Look no further! You can now purchase items with ease, using either in-game currency or ‘TerraHards’.

What are you waiting for? It may sound too good to be true, but you’re in for a delightful surprise. Join us now at play.terrarealms.net and become part of our thriving community!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Respawn Point

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Respawn Point is a discord community that has expanded to allowing new players to join our Minecraft SMP Server with economy and MCMMO all players must link with our discord bot when joining. https://discord.gg/XASMYfNwrA

We have recently upgraded our servers and moved to BungeeCord to allow expansion to new game modes. players must be of age of 13+ Griefing is not allowed and grief prevention is in place. all servers are running paper with dupe protection and anti xray

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AriseCity

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Arisecity is a Java/Bedrock comp Kingdoms and Earth themed server with heavy emphasis on pvp, wars, countries and grinding. Mainly vanilla combat with some balance changes.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Thasmor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Thasmor Network! On our server, we hope you find the best adventures, experiences and friendships. We currently offer the SurvivalPlus mod in version 1.20.1 We hope you enjoy your stay to the fullest and have fun in our community. See you in the game! 😀

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	118	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Experience MC (Competitive Town Quests)

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Experience MC is a minecraft SMP centered around community and collaboration. Over the course of 2 weeks, towns compete to complete quests and triumph over rival towns. With our custom built plugins for towns and quests players are encouraged to work together as they advance and grow. All of our ranks, skills, items, boosters etc. are FREE. Pay to win servers can ROT.

The server is packed with experience enriching plugins that bring custom enchantments, skills, boosters, items, jobs, quests, towns and town quests. Each month towns compete for the highest quest level, in order to earn their players massive rewards, on top of the rewards given for personal quests.

We plan on hosting regular building contests both in creative and survival and publish videos recording such.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Bonfire

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HyperPrison

Prison, PvP

Welcome to HYPERPRISON BETA [1.8-1.20]

After a full year since our last release, we are ready to come out with something new. After lots of hard work and development into custom features, we feel that we have made a server worth playing on. Come check us out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Emeralds Found:	1794
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Mines Excavated:	1512
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Prism SMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

——————————————— Server IP: 34.79.150.0

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/rYjkP6Y7fc

Welcome to Prism SMP, we are a new server just starting out, I myself as the owner have ran many SMP’s like severs in the past so running this should be breeze with a amazing experience. I’m currently trying to advertise my server to promote it and collect as many members as possible. If you would like to join please join the discord link above. Thank you so much.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.