””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

digital community, Gaming Community, gaming server, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, indecision, long tail tags: self loathing, Minecraft, online tag mapping, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, smp, Steam, tagmap, undecided, virtual group, virtual world

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	4826	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GubbCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Whitelist

WELCOME TO THE GUBBCRAFT SERVER!We are a casual, mature server interested in build projects and having fun playing minecraft in our down time. We don’t have any scheduled events or group builds at the moment, just jump in and start playing. If you have any ideas let us know, we are still figuring stuff out.

RULES————————————No Griefing without prior permission. Don’t go around killing people especially if you don’t know them. if you do end up killing someone accidentally or with permission, help them get back to their grave to retrieve their inventory. PVP is okay if it is agreed upon first.

Clean up after yourselves, don’t leave floating trees or 1×1 towers. Please fill in creeper holes.

No Cheating, we don’t use hacked clients. Please keep this server Vanilla.

Keep it local, try to stay within a theme when building near other players builds. If you aren’t sure how just ask.

Be Decent, it’s not hard, just be cool.

Apply Here

https://forms.gle/LJB1Z2eL5TPovGfbA

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Potions Brewed:	199
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ursae

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Roshan.wtf Anarchy server without rules, without admins, without map resets.

Vanilla gameplay. No TP, no home, no spawn, no tpa. Type /help for ALL the commands. Has an economy with auction and a /shop Version 1.18.2 / latest

https://gps.roshan.wtf

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FurixMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Introducing FurixMC Skyblock – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Embark on an epic journey to the skies with FurixMC Skyblock! Dive into a world of boundless possibilities where you’ll find yourself stranded on a floating island in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Our server is dedicated to delivering an exhilarating Skyblock experience like no other.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Fairy Tail Legends of Ishgar

Anime, Bosses, Celestialspirit, Dungeons, Erza, Fairy, Fairytail, Gray, Guilds, Happy, Laxus, Lucy, Magic, Magicspells, Mythicmobs, Natsu, Rogue, Roleplay, Sting, Tail, Wendy

A world of Fairy Tail, Magic, Wonder and Adventure!

An actual Fairy Tail Server with everything you could hope for!Live your life as a Wizard in the kingdom of Fiore, take on our 80+ requests, join one of the 10 guilds, train and enjoy everything the world has to offer, around the world you can find and obtain all sorts of Magics. Take one of the 20 Magic Classes and train in your Magic skill until you’re a top wizard with all 14 class spells!

Fire – Control the element of fire, allowing you to scorch your enemies and douse flames!

Water – Control the very water of earth itself, striking your enemies with water and blocking their attacks!

Ice – Create and Manipulate Ice in various forms!

Guns – Requip advanced Magical Guns, Snipe your enemies and shoot out Tornadoes(Among other things)!

Reflector – Distort all that is inorganic, reflecting all manner of substances to gain the edge over your enemies

Gravity – Obtain the power to manipulate the very gravity itself!

Sand – Manipulate Sand to attack and defend!

Snow – Create and control Snow, using it to freeze and attack your enemies!

Light – Create and manipulate hardened Light, using it to pierce enemies and create Light Seals!

Shadow – Utilise the properties of Shadows, striking the enemy from their own Shadow and becoming one yourself!

Lightning – Call down and manipulate Lightning, becoming it and using it to attack and defend

Air – Manipulate the wind and atmosphere, turning the world into your play ground!

Enchanter – Gain the ability to Enchant people and things, creating Berserkers and calling down Meteors.

Celestial Spirit – Summon Celestial Spirits from another world who’ll fight for you using their Keys

Take Over – Call forth great animals, beasts and demons from within your Souls and perform Take Overs on Monsters!

Paper – Use various coloured Papers with different Effects to dominate your enemies!

Solid Script – Write magical words in the air and use their meaning to fight!

Sound – Create and control Sound to Attack, Defend, Support and Weaken your enemies!

Smoke – Create and manipulate Smoke to defend yourself, hurt your enemies and suffocate them!

Requip – Requip powerful weapons and armours with magical abilities to overwhelm your enemies!

Obtain unique and immense magics around the world!

Concerning Ranks –

Can I be Mod?No but you can send an application to my email or on Discord, found on the server

Can I be Admin?Absolutely not, you will only be promoted after being Moderator for a period of time and have done the job properly

You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Cffd6gu !

Additional NotesA true RPG for Fairy Tail, live as a Wizard, grow as a Wizard and enjoy the world that’s come to your door step!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	228	Meteorites Collected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Citadel

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

This is a city with lots of interesting places to explore! Feel free to buy houses, rent hotels, even get a living by fishing for stuff to sell! Play Minecraft like you never have before! Meet new friends, join games, and play to your hearts content! Earn your living by going into the wild and building a farm, spread your wings and explore beyond the Great Barrier! This barrier was built to protect all who live inside its walls, but if you wish to leave, there are two easy exits by the two different ends of the river. No one knows what is beyond, only that one day, the settlements and builds will spread across the world! Be sure to check out the website at: rhinogirl.wixsite.com/gamingcommunity

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	382	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

KingdomsCalling

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Kingdom’s Calling is a server of mixed play. Begin your journey in the Kingdom Mines (Prison), Head to PVP World or Go Straight to Kingdom (TOWNY). Kingdom Mines are a place to earn special perms, tags, jobs and more. Create your Kingdoms Dynasty in the mines and earn your way to the top. PVP WORLD is where you can become the unbeatable Dynasty Team Champions. (New Champion each Month!) Towny’s Kingdom is a good place to start your Kingdom or join one. Kingdoms are a peaceful home area PVP free and safe for our laid back players. Kingdom battles are fought in the battlefields where Kingdoms earn their Military ranks to defend and create Military bases for their Kingdom. Come and unlock your Kingdom today!

Play choices a place for everyone:

Level 1: KINGDOM: – Safe Zone (Mob and PVP Free) Level 2: Highlands (resworld) -Normal Zone (Reg. Mobs and PVP Free) Level 3: DeepRun (resworld) -HARD Zone (Advanced Mobs and PVP Options)

*PRISON* *TOWNY* *PVP* *MILITARY ROLEPLAY* *PEACEFUL KINGDOM* *ECONOMY* *RANKS* *MORE*

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ultima Kingdoms

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Kingdoms, a mix of Factions and Towny, with a touch of rpg, custom biomes, and custom caves. Choose to be a techy human, a gear-forging dwarf, an aquatic triton, or an element bender (from Avatar – The Last Airbender!).

Also feel free to join our discord server at https://discord.gg/ccPeBQk

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Buildings Constructed:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

For Lack of a Better Game

Survival, Vanilla

Greetings, fellow adventurers! We are FLoaBG, the architects behind an extraordinary dream: our magnificent Minecraft server. Brace yourselves for an exhilarating Adventure SMP, where our world transforms into a captivating narrative. Join us as the community expands, unveiling a breathtaking discovery of a mysterious character lurking in the shadows.

But that’s not all! prepare for a cascade of excitement and Immerse yourself in a dynamic storyline with monthly updates and gripping events designed to captivate the community. The server itself undergoes a metamorphosis with each passing month, introducing custom items, exclusive events, and exhilarating gamemodes for everyone to relish and showcase their skills.

Forge alliances and forge your destiny! Dive into the adventure that awaits you where the possibilities are as boundless as your imagination. Craft your own saga alongside newfound friends or embark on a solo quest with a plethora of options and ideas awaiting your exploration. Uncover an arsenal of cutting-edge custom weapons, intricately woven into the rich tapestry of our world and its vibrant community.

But wait, there’s more! Become an integral part of the unfolding saga by contributing your ideas and engaging in the creative process by voting and suggesting your brilliant concepts on our Discord server, the hub where our community thrives and our vision comes to life. Join us on this epic journey as we shape the world into a realm where your wildest dreams and grandest adventures come to fruition!

Come check us out here at our Discord https://discord.floabg.com/ Our Minecraft server ip is: minecraft.floabg.com

We also have an optional mod pack you can download to enhance your gaming experience if you so choose. This can be found on Modrinth under the name FLoaBG Vanilla, or a small guide on our discord server.

– Entrodor_Wolfry and team

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	196	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	174
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magic Items Found:	8305
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

qwerty

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

QWERTY survival. grief, raid, ally, enjoy! vanilla minecraft.

make teams and fight with other teams, or join up and take over! recently started server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	293	Chimeras Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Void Gems Collected:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mineral Network

MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Mineral Network!!!! We Currently have Survival open! We have several gamemodes in the process of being opened! We are working on opening skyblock,towny, and one block!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New! 1.20+ ⭐️ | 600+ Dungeons 🗝️ | 350+ Biomes + Terralith 🌳 | Custom Bosses 🐉 | ⛏️🪨 Custom Ore | 3 Different Worlds 🌪️ | Friendly, No-Grief Community 👫 | No P2W 🚫 | NO RESETS !!!

Bosses, Customarmor, Customenchants, Customore, Customweapons, dragons, Dungeons, free, Freeranks, Magic, mmo, mmorpg, Nop2w, Noreset, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Survival

Key Highlights:

Discover More:Dive into the detailed world of Dragon Shield for a fair, mod-free MMO RPG adventure. With over 500 unique dungeons and 300+ biomes, the game offers an array of custom bosses, captivating storylines, and the opportunity to forge powerful armor. Select your preferred difficulty level, and join a wholesome, no-griefing community. Elevate your gaming experience with Playtime Ranks and explore custom-designed realms, including the End and Nether.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Magic Items Found:	3322	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlueFoxSMP

Survival

This is the Best Server you should Join with a very active player base. this server supports java + bedrock crossplay.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mines Excavated:	2701	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Survival Time! 1.20.4

Survival

Come for the survival time! The Survival Time server is a survival server that does not allow griefing or stealing.

Plugins list:

GriefPrevention

CoreProtect

Essentials

ChestShop

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Seth SMP

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Seth SMP Is still a work in progress but we managed to put our server in Alpha stage! Right now new plugins are being put including Free Starter Kits! Join now we want to help you guide your way! To victory! 😀

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Animals Bred:	62
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cryptonia

Anarchy, Creative, Survival, Vanilla

A cracked minecraft server network exclusively for Aussie and hosted in Perth.

We offer anarchy, creative, and survival servers that are kept on 24/7

Java: cryptonia.in Bedrock: cryptonia.in Port: 19132 (Default) Education: cryptonia.in Port: 19133

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!