””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mineral Network

MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Mineral Network!!!! We Currently have Survival open! We have several gamemodes in the process of being opened! We are working on opening skyblock,towny, and one block!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New! 1.20+ ⭐️ | 600+ Dungeons 🗝️ | 350+ Biomes + Terralith 🌳 | Custom Bosses 🐉 | ⛏️🪨 Custom Ore | 3 Different Worlds 🌪️ | Friendly, No-Grief Community 👫 | No P2W 🚫 | NO RESETS !!!

Bosses, Customarmor, Customenchants, Customore, Customweapons, dragons, Dungeons, free, Freeranks, Magic, mmo, mmorpg, Nop2w, Noreset, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Survival

Key Highlights:

Discover More:Dive into the detailed world of Dragon Shield for a fair, mod-free MMO RPG adventure. With over 500 unique dungeons and 300+ biomes, the game offers an array of custom bosses, captivating storylines, and the opportunity to forge powerful armor. Select your preferred difficulty level, and join a wholesome, no-griefing community. Elevate your gaming experience with Playtime Ranks and explore custom-designed realms, including the End and Nether.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Animals Bred:	99

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlueFoxSMP

Survival

This is the Best Server you should Join with a very active player base. this server supports java + bedrock crossplay.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dimension Hops:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Survival Time! 1.20.4

Survival

Come for the survival time! The Survival Time server is a survival server that does not allow griefing or stealing.

Plugins list:

GriefPrevention

CoreProtect

Essentials

ChestShop

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Seth SMP

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Seth SMP Is still a work in progress but we managed to put our server in Alpha stage! Right now new plugins are being put including Free Starter Kits! Join now we want to help you guide your way! To victory! 😀

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cryptonia

Anarchy, Creative, Survival, Vanilla

A cracked minecraft server network exclusively for Aussie and hosted in Perth.

We offer anarchy, creative, and survival servers that are kept on 24/7

Java: cryptonia.in Bedrock: cryptonia.in Port: 19132 (Default) Education: cryptonia.in Port: 19133

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TheBlackLotusMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Bending Server inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender! Version 1.18.2. We run ProjectKorra, with add-on moves to create a PvP experience like Avatar Aang experienced! – Great Arenas – Friendly Staff – Caring Community – LGBTQIA+ friendly

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Sakura Realms ｡･::･ﾟ★ – an enhanced vanilla smp server! [Latest Version]

120server, 120smp, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Events, Friendly, java, Nogriefing, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Sakura Realms ｡･::･ﾟ★ – an enhanced vanilla smp server! [Latest Version]Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable. We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players.

Now open to the public~!❗Join discord.sakurarealms.net for more info!

Sakura Realms ｡･::･ﾟ★ - an enhanced vanilla smp server! [Latest Version] Minecraft Server

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TerrarioMC

Roleplay, Survival

TerrarioMC is one of the best Survival Multiplayer servers around in Minecraft. Hop on TerrarioMC.minehut.gg to have some fun with friends and make some new friends!

We are 1.8-1.16 compatible

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FourNationsMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Four Nations is a bending roleplay server; we feature a map based directly off of Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. You are able to join a nation and rise through the ranks, you can also bend the elements!

Do you want to Roleplay? Our map features your favorite locations from Avatar: The Last Airbender! Enjoy a night at Kwong’s Cuisine, grab some tea at the Jasmine Dragon, or meditate in the Spirit Oasis! It’s all open!

Do you want to Build? The Nations are always looking to expand their settlements and strengthen their empires! You can build a new Fire Nation Colony, or a Brilliant Water Tribe Town, or even help build an Earth Kingdom Village!

Do you want to Fight? Four Nations features real bending, like from Avatar! You can bend the four elements or be an agile chiblocker and fight in the Arenas! If that’s not your style, you can also fight in battles between the nations!

Do you want to Explore and play Survival? You. Can. Do. That. It’s easy on Four Nations! You can do what you want! There’s no restrictions on freedom! Explore the world, build a base, build a large fortune!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Megido: Abyss (RPG, Adventure, Soulslike) [1.12.2 – 1.20.1]

Boss, Bosses, Castlevania, Class, Classes, Darksouls, Dungeon, Dungeons, Jrpg, LEVEL, Levels, Metroidvania, Roleplay, RPG, Souls, Soulslike

Megido: Abyss is a nonlinear, soulslike adventure RPG server

Enjoy challenging, high-stakes stamina based combat in a nonlinear metroidvania style interconnected world. Fight through intricate environments with hundreds of unique weapons and spells, and put your skills to the test against dozens of merciless boss fights.

Engage in cooperative play with up to 2 other players, or turn your sword against your kind by engaging in PvP invasions.

Unravel the mysteries of the abyss.

Check out our ingame Noteblock OST!

Join our discord server! Hiring builders now!

https://discordapp.com/invite/P95Y75u

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Economy Survival

Economy, PvP, Survival

158.69.54.151 Please join my newly created Economy Survival server and indulge in the worry-free feature of No Griefing. Here you are able to build, create money, and pvp to become the victor of the server. Join Now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Enchantments Applied:	227

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Hermitcraft public maps

Anarchy, Survival

Explore previous seasons of Hermitcraft on this server. Currently you can explore Hermitcraft Season 5 to 7 For Season 7 you can also play in Anarchy mode Server maps reset on restart, with exception for the Long Term Anarchy of Season7

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	6169
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Nightfall SMP

Custommap, Datapacks, Plugins, smp, Story, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Whitelisted, Whitelistedsmp

Nightfall SMP

Welcome to Nightfall SMP, your ultimate destination for immersive multiplayer survival gaming on Minecraft! As a whitelisted server, Nightfall SMP offers a tight-knit community where players come together to embark on epic adventures and forge lasting friendships in a dynamic virtual world.

Dive into our carefully crafted 1.20+ custom map, where every corner holds secrets to uncover and challenges to conquer. Whether you’re exploring lush forests, towering mountains, or mysterious caves, there’s always something new to discover on Nightfall SMP.

With a carefully curated selection of plugins, datapacks, and custom recipes, our server provides a unique gameplay experience tailored to enhance your survival journey. Settle into your cozy home, claim your territory to keep it safe, and dive into the thriving economy by setting up your own shops at our bustling spawn area.

Features:

Custom Map (1.20+): Explore a meticulously crafted world teeming with adventure, from dense forests to towering mountains and mysterious caves.

Spawn Area: Immerse yourself in our lovely spawn village, where players can set up shops and engage in a vibrant player-driven economy.

Whitelisted Server: Join a close-knit community of dedicated players in a safe and friendly environment, ran by friendly and trusted moderators.

Plugins and Datapacks: Enhance your gameplay with carefully selected plugins, datapacks, and custom recipes, tailored to enrich your survival experience.

Homes and Claims: Settle into your own cozy home and secure your territory with claims to keep it safe from other players.

The Story:

Nightfall SMP takes place during the golden age of piracy, where various countries strive for power and wealth through relentless warfare. Inspired by the world of Pirates of the Caribbean, our lore delves into a realm of adventure and peril, featuring undead pirates, mythical sea creatures, powerful corporations, and warring nations. Amidst the chaos of the high seas, players must navigate treacherous waters, forge alliances, and uncover ancient secrets to carve out their destiny in this thrilling and immersive world. Will you rise to become a legendary captain, or will you align yourself with the forces of order and seek to bring stability to the tumultuous seas?

At Nightfall SMP, the possibilities are endless. Will you band together with fellow adventurers to tackle formidable foes, or strike out on your own to carve your path to greatness? Join us today and let the adventure begin!

Join our discord to get whitelisted!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	5070	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Bedr0ckPVP

PvP, Survival

Ever heard of Minehut? Okay! Ever heard of a box pvp server? OKAY! EVER HEARD OF BEDR0CKPVP? YOU HAVN’T!??!??!?! than join because i’ve wrote like 4 paragraphs about the server and it keeps deleting…

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.