””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

digital community, Gaming Community, gaming server, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, indecision, long tail tags: self loathing, Minecraft, online tag mapping, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, smp, Steam, tagmap, undecided, virtual group, virtual world

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Zephyreum

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Zephyreum is a brand new Survival Towny server with plenty of awesome features, and many planned updates in the works. We aim to bring you the best experience and gameplay on 1.14.4 Minecraft possible. Gathering a friendly community is our main goal, so what are you waiting for? Come play!

>>> (Disclaimer: We are currently in an Open Beta. New features are being added consistently, but the current state of the game does not reflect our final goals.)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Your Second Home [No Donations!] [SMP!] [Proximity Voice Chat!]

bedrock, Bedrockedition, Chat, Dynmap, Friendly, Fun, java, Javabedrock, Javabedrockcrossplay, Javaedition, love, Proximity, Proximityvoicechat, smp, Survival, VOICE, Voicechat, Voicechatmod

This server is vanilla for the most part in playstyle. There are various quality of life things that are almost necessary to having a server with a healthy public SMP community.

We do not accept donations as we don’t need it and we don’t want anyone to be missing out on features because they cannot pay. There are some features that require you to join the discord, but if that is not a viable option we can make it work for you.

We have been on the same map since the server has started and everything that you see is built in survival.

Server Features: - Proximity Voice Chat powered by Simple Voice Chat - Custom teleporter type things - Gravestones when you die - Item based economy (think trading items instead of money) - Grief Protection - Decorative heads - Togglable PVP - Dynmap - Craftable Nametags - Shapeable armor stands

Dynmap: http://map.kirk55.comDiscord: https://discord.gg/35Z72e9

Server is friendly with a happy community 🙂 Feel free to stop by.

Rules: - Do not xray or cheat in any regard - No griefing or stealing people’s property, even if it is unclaimed - Try to be respectful (more server specific rules can be found by typing /rules in game)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RyCraft SMP

Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Animals Bred:	139	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Jumanjicraft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Jumanjicraft is a small community towny based server with custom crafting and enchants. We have very active staff members and friendly players to interact with. We pride ourselves with memes and dreams. Join today so we can meet new gamers out there!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	247
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FruitServers | Australian Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Pixelmon | 1.20

Aussie, Australia, Australian, Australianhosted, Creative, Customplugins, Dedicated, Events, Geyser, Geysermc, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Pixelmonreforged, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.fruitservers.netWebsite: www.fruitservers.net

FruitServers | Australian Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Pixelmon | 1.20 Minecraft Server IP: mc.fruitservers.netWebsite: www.fruitservers.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	189	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PdxMC

PvP, Survival

A nice server to join with and chill out with other players! Join to get a free reward for being one of our first players! Make sure to join the discord. We hope you enjoy!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Sky Servers – 1.20 Survival – Australian Hosted

Aussie, Australia, Australian, Australianhosted, Customenchants, Customplugins, Dedicatedserver, Events, games, Skyservers, Survival

Sky Servers - 1.20 Survival - Australian Hosted Minecraft Server

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WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL

Australian hosted Survival for over 6 Years Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks!

CUSTOM PLUGINS

Our developers work hard at developing unique content Each month we release cool updates to the server bringing in new gameplay options and improving the entire experience. Plugins like our custom market to easily buy and sell items and SkyRunes, our unique rune and custom enchantment system, are just some examples which improve the gameplay!

MASSIVE MONTHLY EVENTS

Each month we have a theme for build comps & events! Not only do we have a massive events weekend each month but we also have loads of spontaneous events each day! These include spleef, zombies, musical chairs and more. The End is reset frequently so that you can hunt the ender dragon and more!

JOIN TODAY

Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: [url=www.skyservers.net ]www.skyservers.net [/url]IP: sky-mc.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mohaborey

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

═══════◥◣◆◢◤═══════ Welcome to Mohaborey ═══════◢◤◆◥◣═══════ =============== Server Info ================= Name: Mohaborey Server IP: mohaborey.aternos.me Server Port: 47589 https://discord.gg/hJgfVpNcUd

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Friendly Craft

PvE

Welcome to Friendly Craft! This server is PvE and not PvP. This server is survival and it has LuckyBlocks. It is recommended if you turn on server resource/texture packs for this server. We need staff. I hope you enjoy the server and don’t forget to have fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Creative Anarchy, 2b2d [1.12.2 – 1.20.4] [No Resets] [No Rules] [Creative]

2b2d, 2b2t, 2b2tclone, 2b2torg, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Cheating, Cheats, classic, Creative, Creativeanarchy, Creativeanarchyserver, Crystalpvp, Dupe, Dupes, Ffa, Grief, Griefers, Griefing, Hack, Hackedclient, Hacks, Hacksallowed, HARD, Neverreset, Neverresets, Nochatreport, Nochatreports, Nolag, Noreports, Noreset, Noresets, Nostaff, Public, PvP, Pvpcreat, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Xray

”The most creative anarchy server”join the discord! https://discord.gg/QeHG6mfeUa

I aim to create a vanilla creative mode Minecraft experience.

End portal locations: -1286 886 and 968 -1497

Offline/not working? try some other ip’s: mc.2b2d.org | 2b2d.creativeanarchy.net

Creative Anarchy

Updates since last year:

– [NEW] I now have a discord for the time being!https://discord.gg/QeHG6mfeUa [See player history/updates]

– Over a 1000 people have joined 2b2d! 8/23/23

– Updated from 1.18.2 to 1.19.4

– Various updates to the server to make the playing experience better. (mostly stability stuff)

– Updated Anti-Cheat (2b2t 1.12 like) (wayy looser though)

Available Commands:

– /help (see the important commands)

– /gamemode survival or /gm s /gm c

– /tpa [playername] (Since its creative i think its fine on a server like this.)

– /warp spawn (warps you to 0 0) (same reasons as tpa)

– /stats (see the amount of people who joined and other stuff)

– /playtime (see your playtime)

– /fly (useful for survival)

– /speed (both for walking and flying)

– /sethome (same reason as tpa)

– /nick (don’t know why might disable later)

– /msg /w /r /ignore /whisper (chat messages)

– /mail (send messages to offline players)

– /suic*de (respawns your player)

– /clear (clear your inventory)

– /seen (see the last time a specific player joined this server)

To see the TPS and Ping, look at the player list.

About the server/history:

back in the day my server (ssmsurvival.theworkpc.org:25565) was just a regular survival anarchy server i made for fun. i added the creative anarchy world on the 5th of may 2022.I realised people were way more interested in that so i quickly made the creative world the main world on my server. Thats when creativeanarchy.netwas also born. The survival world has since been removed. The server was very exploitable at the time, illegal items were allowed and people went litteraly crazy. crashing the server everyday. the server has sincebeen fully updated to prevent any crashing and exploiting. With the help of some amazing people. This is the only server were you can find alag free, stable Creative anarchy experience. The server map will neverreset. there is no admin interference. and will run 24/7 for years to come.

Support

Supported versions: [1.12.2 to 1.20.4]

For the quickest way to support, type this ingame.

/mail send 2b2dBot [Message]

For larger questions, please refer to my email [email protected]

Join now! 2b2d.org

what does 2b2d stand for? Its all up to you. The server itself is called Creative Anarchy

Spawn

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RetroCraft

PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the RETROCRAFT Minecraft server

RetroCraft is a server dedicated to pure survival Minecraft (with some added bonuses). We’re brand new and completely open to developing more unique features to enhance your multiplayer Minecraft experience, so feedback is greatly appreciated. On RetroCraft you have unlimited freedom..to build, explore, and mine as much as you would like. Our staff is dedicated to the server and will always be available to help in any situation. Have fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Potions Brewed:	166	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

KilladizNetwork

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

!!! JOIN TODAY FOR A FREE RANK !!! Tired of pay-to-win servers? Check out our 100+ FREE ranks on our 20+ gamemodes including: Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative Plots, Parkour, KitPvP, Dropper, 1v1s, UHC, and many custom Minigames! COMMUNITY EVENTS EVERY WEEKEND

Java IP:KilladizNetwork.us.to:26590 Bedrock ip:KilladizNetwork.us.to Port:26590

Killadiz Network is dedicated to creating quality experiences for everyone! Come join our welcoming community!

Discord: http://discord.KilladizNetwork.net/

VOTE FOR THIS SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sevanial’s Playground (1.20+) | SMP [Java & Bedrock]

#addons, PvP, Qol, smp, Survival

Hi there. My name is Sevanial and I’d like to welcome you to come visit my server.

This is a Survival Multiplayer Server.Some QOL things were added like a day counter, instant tree chop, veinminer, etc.

There are also some commands:

– /randomtp– /home– /spawn– /tpa– /workbench– /enderchest

[ Addons ] – Anvil Restoration – Use iron to restore your anvil– DirectionHUD – A convenient hud– Dismount Entity – Get entities out of boats/minecarts– Double Doors – Both doors will open at the same time– Essential Commands – /home, /tpa, /spawn, etc.– FallingTree – Chop one wood block on a tree with an axe and the whole thing falls– Inventory Totem – Totems can activate even in your inventory– Mineral Chance – Mining gives you a small chance to get a random ore– RandomTP – Randomly Teleport anywhere in the server– Recast – Recasts your fishing rod automatically– Respawning Shulkers – Shulkers respawn at End Cities– Veinminer – Mine an entire ore vein at once

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NugCraft

Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Drug Economy/ Factions server! -Parkour -Most wanted mod! Jail and Cops being added atm The Server is new, but there are already a ton of secure plugins put in place to have smooth gameplay. There is a black market in spawn where you can sell the three drugs you farm(Weed, Acid, and Coke). We will be adding more drugs soon, but you are also able to sell many other items at the shop in spawn or through chat. Server name: NugCraft Server Ip: [51.81.163.239]

Come join and possibly receive rewards! Owners: – Shower -Fourskin

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	102
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

XyroCraft

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Xyrocraft Minecraft server on 1.20+ (primary) you can use version 1.19+. We give to you Slimefun survival, Survival whitelist Vanilla, SkyBlock. We have 24/7 active support (not every time, but 99,9% of time we do) Server is 24/7 online, so you can play long as you want. We are going to get more, but right now we have only these.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	New Chunks Explored:	677589
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.