Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Crops Grown:	7253
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	38	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ores Mined:	5441
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	130
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Towns Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ores Mined:	4480
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Void Gems Collected:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Emeralds Found:	5897

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Animals Bred:	133	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4814	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Items Found:	2079	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2116
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Crops Grown:	5878	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Farms Harvested:	487	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Zombie Dances:	8

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

mc.mineverso.com