Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Animals Bred:	61	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	3
New Chunks Explored:	408357	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Items Found:	6702	Dragon Eggs Found:	3564
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Potions Brewed:	46
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	8848	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	4402	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	5867	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Towns Built:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Star Shards Collected:	204
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Enchantments Applied:	110
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6143

170.205.24.67:25568

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

play.niftymc.com

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Zombie Dances:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

cobble.pokeclash.com

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4302	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

play.wavymc.fun

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2230	Buildings Constructed:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	11

ms.mineglobe.org

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

org.berrysmp.net