Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5665

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Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

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MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

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Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

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Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

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SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5862
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Towns Built:	7	Mines Excavated:	3627

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	144	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	249	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

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Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Animals Bred:	85
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

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PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	6853	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

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Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Votes:	7398
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	2994
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

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Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

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Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchantments Applied:	119	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

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Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	163
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Potions Brewed:	91
Dragon Eggs Found:	7542	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

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