Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7551	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crops Grown:	1995
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Reds Resort

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	5895	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2370
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

mc.redsresort.com

Piglin

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1791	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

mc.piglin.org

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Potions Brewed:	62	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sf4.craftersland.net

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	246403
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	129	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	7311
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Animals Bred:	87
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5634
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7783	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magic Items Found:	1596	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Towns Built:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Potions Brewed:	189
Void Armor Forged:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga