Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	3695
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9967	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Potions Brewed:	154	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Zombie Dances:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	2494
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ores Mined:	7658	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Votes:	8871	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Animals Bred:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	121	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	161
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	1904
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com