Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crops Grown:	4768
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Magic Items Found:	2855	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Crops Grown:	9713	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Star Shards Collected:	105

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Star Shards Collected:	69	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ores Mined:	7907
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Items Found:	1254	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3589
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Towns Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Emeralds Found:	1877	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net