Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Votes:	1545	Dimension Hops:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	1234
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchantments Applied:	50	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	841022	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mines Excavated:	1365	Votes:	5881
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	9136	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9348	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	255
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com